ConHo Daily Editor Returns: Few Cares Given

After several months of overdue stasis, the editor for ConHo Daily has once again returned to brighten your dull, dull, corporate-enslaved lives.

Dramatic reenactment. Editor is much more handsome.

"I don't know what the f**k happened," the editor stammered, adjusting the large pauldron on his leather suit, made out of what appeared to be the skull of a furrier.

"Like, I woke up out of warp stasis, but I'm on some desert planet, and this guy with a deep voice made me get in this dune buggy we had, and I fought mutants and stuff. I don't really know where I've been, but thank god CONCORD found me when they did."

The editor was found lying facedown in an excrement pile roughly the size of an Ibis, dressed in what appeared to be the hides of local animals (long ago having consumed his regular clothing for fiber).

Here are the highlights from the past while:

- Gallente lobbyists sued ConHo Daily for failing to live up to its name. Luckily, the disclaimer saved the newspaper from their clutches. 

- Lord Mandelor and Xeddiphan have both gone missing. Mandelor has returned from time to time (rumored to be involved in some sort of slave trade) and Xeddiphan is off on a crusade Mandelor briefly only referred to as "The Great Poop".

- Entjudner Richter, after being speculated as evil, has finally been replaced by the even MORE sinisterly named Ira Finkelstein. However, it is revealed Ira is yet ANOTHER clone mind-linked to Ent, and was available for interview after he stepped out of the stasis pod. His beautiful first words after emergence are quoted here.

"Mein Führer! I can valk!"

 - Hulkaggedon is in full festive swing! With several ConHo mining vessels lost already.

- Celebrations continue throughout the Amygnon colonies, as Xeddiphan's disappearance has sparked an incredible amount of an increase in living standards, but a drop in production. It is unknown whether the disappearance of the Colonial Managers has significantly effected productivity. 

- Shares of the company were made available to members for 50 million isk each, in a limited amount of 100. How many shares actually EXIST remains unknown. 


We look forward to many more months/days of service and news!