Unrest After Minmatar Devours Live Goat in Church

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At what was supposed to be a diplomatic meeting between Amarr and Minmatar diplomats, the situation was turned into a literal "meating" when Minmatar representative Prodikus Durf was spotted stripping the chastity of a goat on the speaker's stand in a sacred Amarrian temple, and then shortly after stripping the flesh of the animal to be devoured raw. To make matters worse, the goat was some form of saint, or something.

"He disgraces our ancestors," frowned the chaplain at the temple, whose name is not to be disclosed.

"Not only in the metaphysical aspect, but the physical as well. The beautiful pulpits of our church are stained with blood, sweat, and some other substance we can't quite identify yet . . ."

While it is incredibly doubtful war will spark between the factions, the more fervent of the Amarr public are in complete outrage, striking back by holding religious seminaries, and are reportedly preparing a large potluck for their communities.

All of New Eden is invited to these picnics, and bringing slaves is highly encouraged.