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Saturday, October 15, 2011

Interplanetary Colonization Projects Put in Motion: Xeddiphan Terrorizes Capsuleers





After recently being put into office of overseeing planetary affairs with Lord Mandelor in Consolidated Holdings, Xeddiphan sent a memo to the entire corporation laying out the ideals and foundations of it.

Planetary Interaction
From: Xeddiphan
To: Consolidated Holdings,

In order to increase the number of awesome things the corp can provide to its members, Lord Mandelor and I have been tasked with organizing the bulk of the corporation's planetary interactions. this will let the corp increase the stuff it can make by gaining a passive income of materials and industrial goods with which it can both sell and provide to members. At the moment the main objective is the production of Guidance Systems, a key ingredient in drones.

So far we have produced a proper supply of these items through an industrial infrastructure set up across the system of Amygnon, however, more is always better. If anyone in the corp uses planetary interaction, or is looking for a way to learn about it, contact Lord Mandelor or myself for details in the exciting field of lording over a planet of peasants, struggling for survival on a desolate hellhole.

Xeddiphan, Drake pilot and self-proclaimed Governor-Militant of the Amygnon System
To donate materials to the corp effort, simply toss the stuff into the "POS fuel and Planets" tab. If you run colonies already and don't want to re-devote time and effort to produce different materials, that's fine, simply offering one or two things will go a long way to our goal of "a drone for every bay, and free oppression for everyone!" 

If you have no idea how to run a colony, then there has never been a better time to learn, we can provide prime local planets, tutorials, and starter supplies so you can start your reign of oppressive terror right away, and the best part is the surplus materials can be sold on the market, and nothing is mandatory.

As the program is developed further, we hope to start buying materials in bulk from the corp, however at the moment anything given to the program is considered a donation, but it's more like the office coffee fund, but for drones.
 

TLDR: If you have planets making stuff, or want to have planets but don't know how, contact Mandelor or myself.

In an attempt to clarify matters, Lord Mandelor quickly distributed a follow up letter with a list of materials, which was quickly supported by the generous donations of corporate members such as HARMON Alabel. Mandelor, however, ended his notice with another disturbing message continuing Xeddiphan's trend. 

P.S. Donated humanitarian relief supplies will NOT be given to colonists. They WILL be sold on the market, and hopefully purchase more drones to patrol the planetary labor camps.

Professional planetology analysts have noted that Amygnon I is a lava planet, yet suspicions have arisen that the command center there was actually designed for an oceanic world, as reports have come forward that roughly 57% of the walls have melted into puddles.

Xeddiphan declined to comment.

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