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Saturday, November 12, 2011

CEO of Consolidated Holdings is now Augmented: Rumors of New Corporate Fashion Trend Run Rampant

Entjudner Richter, becoming more of a super villain every day
Possibly in envy of the cybernetic eye that Xeddiphan was forced to implant after a mishap on one of his colonies, Entjudner Richter has now taken the liberty of replacing his eye with an Odin implant.

The use of implants has prevailed for centuries throughout New Eden, though until recent times they would be completely hidden inside of the user. However, due to what appears to be some sort of "reparation dollars" given out to all capsuleers by CONCORD, ocular augmentations are more popular than ever, even up to the point where pilots can be seen flying with the much-envied "glass monocle".

While internal implants have gone unnoticed, some less-educated people believe that external modifications are "unethical" despite internal modifications prevailing for years. Even some members of ConHo fear that the prevalence of implants in its members could give them an edge over unaugmented members, echoing many previous controversies behind transhumanism. While the trend seems to only slowly prevailing, many believe it will not be long before most members of both the corporation and coalition are given "creepy robot parts" that make them feel both fearful and inferior. Most of these claims are baseless, such as, quote "I think Ent can see through my clothes" and "I think Xed can see into my soul".

While both could surely find ways to accomplish such tasks, you can all rest assured that they will accomplish these goals through their own insidious cunning, and not through the use of biomechanical augmentations.

1 comment:

  1. i think he looks more like mark messier... you wouldnt wanna mess with a guy like that...

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