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| Entjudner Richter, CEO of Consolidated Holdings and possible supervillain |
Entjudner Richter, known as both a peaceful miner and ruthless badass, has displayed strange behavior following the shaving of his head.
"It's not like he wasn't kind of evil before," a corporate employee shrugged.
"I remember one time he podded this guy in low-sec and wanted to impale the corpse's head on a pike on the HQ to display. We told him that the Garoun Investment Bank wouldn't let us do that on their station, so he shoved the thing in a container and anchored it outside the station for a week. It smelled really bad on retrieval . . ."
The behavior became even more threatening when three members of Consolidate Holdings worked in a joint operation with the Insanely Twisted corporation in upgrading a POS. Due to great boredom, the trio began exchanging cultural photographs in the corporate channel, which Ent did not approve of.
"FFFFFFFF- " was his opening statement. "If you keep linking those god damned hipster pictures in the corp channel I swear I will pod each and every one of you. You don't lose sec status for killing corpmates!"
ConHo members are advised to do exactly what Ent says, lest they some sort of aquatic creature with a laser on its head. It is unknown as to whether or not Skeletor will use this opportunity to seize more power.
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