TEST Alliance Declares War on Chribba

Chribba, New Eden's most beloved Veldspar miner

 

 A long-time pilot of New Eden, constantly in the search for Veldspar, Chribba may be one of the most famous pilots alive.

While he is one of the most notorious "carebears" in space, Chribba's real celebrity springs from the multitude of services he has provided capsuleers over the years, all completely free of charge. CEO and Founder of the corporation 'Otherworld Enterprises (OTHER)' as well as Founder and Executor of the 'Otherworld Empire (OTHER)' alliance. Otherworld Enterprises was founded and also created Otherworld Empire.
To this day he has been the sole pilot of both the corporation and alliance and according to rumors the corporation chat is very quiet.

He can regularly be seen roaming the belts of Amarr in the hunt for the much beloved Veldspar- "It's all about the Veldspar baby!". 

In a show of power, proving to the people of New Eden that they actually can make kills, the TEST Alliance declared war against Chribba, which can be best summarized by a declaration from TEST's Dr. Kang.

Hello Spacefriends.

As one of the goodpoasting Magi mentioned in the Bible that visited Our Lord and Savior upon his virgin birth in Bethlehem, I'm here to explain this clearly so you all understand what's going on, and why.

We are going to burn 9UY4-H to the ground. Chribba must be podded at our hand. His mining titans must explode. We will not stop until we are appeased.

Yes, this has been tried twice before by ill-trained rabble, but the full might of our alliance is now being brought to bear on the target. Well-organized, disciplined, battle tested pilots. Proven FCs. Fleet doctrine that has succeeded time and time again. Resources few in the game can match. As much as you may hate us, you know all this to be true.

Now, you might say that TEST is a hurfblurfing bunch or scammers and sperglords. And this is true. But our wills are united, and our commitment is unshakable. The assault will continue until our thirst vengeance as been slaked by destroying the Magical Unicorn Prince of Publords. Your furious posting wails of "TEST HAS GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME" only fuels our war machine.

No matter how many of our ships you may destroy, we will just keep coming. Because we're stupid like that.

 While others have attempted to overthrow Chribba in the past, he has always been assisted by many privateers and corporations going out of their way to protect him, and the last time he was assisted by the EVE University Fleet. Many believe that the alliance will easily be defeated by Chribba's Legion, and that once again his station (which he allows ANYONE to dock at) will remain under his control.