Leafy Kille Appointed as ConHo Daily's Publicist: Celebrates with Rock and Roll Pirate Massacre

Leafy Kille, ConHo Daily's newest staff member

Leafy Kille, well known salvager and mission runner throughout Consolidated Holdings, has been officially appointed as the official PR official of the unofficial New Eden newspaper ConHo Daily. True to his distinct style, Leafy immediately entered his Myrmidon and warped into a deadspace complex with enough members of the Angel Cartel to form a small country.

"Get outta of there! There's no way you'll survive!" one of his corpmates pleaded. The answer was as blunt as it was stylish.

"MY MYRM IS NAILS!" was the response, followed by a near supersonic blast of music that Amarrian historical experts have identified as "Poison", a musical piece created by an ancient entity known as "Alice Cooper" (the species of the entity remains unknown to this day).

For the next forty minutes, members of Consolidated Holdings and even ships who flew too close to the system were immediately bombarded with the transmissions of the music, occasionally hearing the screams of Angel Cartel members during lulls of the sound. ConHo members who had worked for the company longer were not surprised.

"He does this all the time," self-appointed augmented governor-militant Xeddiphan explained.

"One time he filled up a station container with over 17,000 meters of salvage in, like, three days. That's not even counting the other containers he had salvage in for fleet ops that week! He's got some sort of insatiable bloodlust for killing these guys."

"His last name does have the word kill in it," Lord Mandelor pointed out.

"I mean, the guy is ALWAYS grinding missions. Sometimes it takes him a few minutes to respond to any transmissions because he gets really focused when he grinds."

Members of the Angel Cartel were not available for comment

Regardless of his methods of destroying the pirates, Leafy is one of the largest, if not the largest, contributor of ship salvage in Consolidated Holdings, bringing in countless amounts of ammunition, modules, and weapon systems for the corporation every week. He has also been revealed to be an avid reader of ConHo Daily. So much so that he greatly wished to be a publicist, and even create a new pilot tool sponsored by the paper.

"It will really help with mission running," Leafy stated. "They'll grind like never before."

While the user tool itself is still under development and being kept a well-guarded secret, it IS known that there is a small development team already underway with working on it.
Only time will tell if it ever comes to surface for New Eden!