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| The Jita Moon 4 Navy Station is New Eden's largest trade hub |
In the past few days, a miracle has been working at the Jita IV - Moon IV Caldari Navy Assembly Plant. A pilot, whose name is not to be disclosed, came to the system and offered to double any amount of money given to him for no charge. Pilots all across the system began to give him money, having it legitamately doubled out of his own pocket money and returned to them. The local comms channel could be filled with the benefactor announcing who he was currently sending money to.
"It's a miracle!" a freighter pilot declared. "He just doubles all of our ISK, all the time!"
If this wasn't enough, other wealthy pilots (whose license registrations were less than a week old!) also began to offer to double people's money, and one even offered hundreds of millions to buy a single unit of tritanium. The outpouring of man's kindness even touched the hearts of the shrewdest traders, who, though not kind enough to give money for free, offered enormous discounts on Navy Ravens and Navy Invulnerability Fields.
"It's too unreal," were the words of a pilot who sent all of his money to one of the charitable givers.
"I mean, I'm Gallente, and I thought Jita would be this super competitive, hyper-capitalistic place where everyone is just in it for themselves with no real compassion, since it's Caldari space y'know. But here I am! Waiting for a nice man to double all my money for no reason!"
It is unknown how long this celebration will continue, or how it will effect the economy.
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